document.write("\\\"SISTER, sister, go to bed!<br />Go and rest your weary head.\\\"<br />Thus the prudent brother said.<br /><br />\\\"Do you want a battered hide,<br />Or scratches to your face applied?\\\"<br />Thus his sister calm replied.<br /><br />\\\"Sister, do not raise my wrath.<br />I\\\'d make you into mutton broth<br />As easily as kill a moth\\\"<br /><br />The sister raised her beaming eye<br />And looked on him indignantly<br />And sternly answered, \\\"Only try!\\\"<br /><br />Off to the cook he quickly ran.<br />\\\"Dear Cook, please lend a frying-pan<br />To me as quickly as you can.\\\"<br /><br />And wherefore should I lend it you?\\\"<br />\\\"The reason, Cook, is plain to view.<br />I wish to make an Irish stew.\\\"<br /><br />\\\"What meat is in that stew to go?\\\"<br />\\\"My sister\\\'ll be the contents!\\\"<br />\\\"Oh\\\"<br />\\\"You\\\'ll lend the pan to me, Cook?\\\"<br />\\\"No!\\\"<br /><br />Moral: Never stew your sister.");